Asavela Mqokiyana Snatches Porsche Back From Buhle Samuels After Divorce: “Angiyena Untanga Wakho Mina”

Asavela Mqokiyana is done crying over her failed marriage and is officially in her revenge era — and she’s making sure everyone sees it.

After finalising her divorce from businessman Vuyisa Mqokiyana, the former Isibaya actress has started reclaiming everything that was rightfully hers, including the luxury Porsche her ex gifted to his alleged side chick, Buhle Samuels.

The Porsche Lift Heard Around Mzansi

Taking to Instagram Stories, Asavela shared a clip that had the TL gagged — the flashy Porsche being lifted by a forklift like it was a cheap hatchback on auction. After the video, she dropped the ultimate shade bomb, writing:

“Angiyena untanga wakho mina.” (Translation: I

Fans were quick to connect the dots, convinced that the jab was directed straight at Muvhango actress Buhle Samuels, who has long been linked to the affair that allegedly ended Asavela’s marriage.

From Side Chick Flex to Humiliation

The story hits extra hard because, at the time of the affair, Asavela had just welcomed her newborn — only for Buhle to allegedly move into her apartment while flaunting the Porsche. Now, the tables have turned, and Buhle is the one watching her soft-life toy being repossessed in front of the whole internet.

One X user summed it up perfectly: “Don’t go 1 on 1 in the ‘Petty Olympics’ with Asavela Mqokiyana. You won’t win.”

Social Media Stans Asavela’ Mqokiyana’s Petty Era

Mzansi is eating this up and dragging Buhle in the process.

• @hrhbitch__: “It must be so nice reclaiming your Porsche from the woman your husband cheated on you with. Oh Asavela 😭😭.”
• @sliziwe_nqg: “Mind you, Buhle is still squatting in apartments looking for her next bag and Asavela has HER Porsche and living in that mansion lol.”
• @pinkdoll_love: “Reclaiming that Porsche is the kind of elegant petty I respect 😂. Buhle just downgraded from soft life to backseat in no time.”

Others praised Asavela for securing the bag post-divorce:

• @mstherry: “As long as he cheats away from Asavela, my girl negotiated good… House and a car 👏.”
• @Mqammy_Enhle: “Good shot, Asavela. You dealt with him decisively.”

The Glow-Up Revenge Playbook

Fans are already suggesting the next move — sell the Porsche, stack the cash, and invest. Nothing stings a cheating ex more than watching his betrayal turn into your financial glow-up.

Well, Asavela is playing this game with style, and Buhle Samuels just became the biggest loser in Mzansi’s Petty Olympics.

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