#SexWhenKidsAreHome, Mzansi Parents Share Hilarious Sexlife With Kids Arounds

It is the worst yoh, one time I was banging my wife so hard she tried controlling herself Mara kwabheda, then my son woke up and asked "mama ukhalelani? "yavele yawa same time"

Sex with kids at home trends on twitter
Hilarious reactions as Parents discuss having sex with kids at home/Photo: Getty Images

Sex with kids at home is a serious challenge! As kids, did you ever imagine your parents naked and entangled in bed? Me neither! Ewww… But they did and thank goodness if you never got to walk in on them while in the act and if you were unfortunate enough to have ever seen your parents in the act… We truly feel sorry for you 😆.

Like this tweep who has been traumatised for years… “@NdiRohan #SexWhenKidsAreHome I was 12 when I walked in on my parents, I was saying goodbye going to school.. the trauma it’s been 20 years but it still haunts me.”

African kids are raised to never imagine their parents having sex, it’s gross and we are supposed to imagine our parents created us just by shaking hands. But it is a new world now and kids are getting much more smarted at a very tender age which makes parenting extremely difficult.

These kids see things, notice things, they ask the darndest questions and parents are finding it pretty hard hiding their sex life from their little cute kids.

Parents took their frustrations online with most admitting the difficulties while some share hilarious and genius ways they have discovered and have been practising for years.

Of course, the old tradition of waiting for kids to sleep off in the night doesn’t always work anymore because those cute monsters have modernised hearing abilities and if you lock the doors, they kid banging it.

“@kutullo2019 we used to do it silently then it happens that one day we left the kids watching cartoons went straight to the room both of us, we put the music bit loud.. Haiii she was screaming like hell, 3 kids were knocking like police thought I was beating their mom”

Useful tips were shared with some parents saying they put cartoons on for the kids and sneak off, others have said they simply tell them to go play outside and shouldn’t return because there is a monster in the house and Dad and Mom are trying to kill it.

“@Imahlobo05 #SexWhenKidsAreHome is the worst yoh, one time I was banging my wife so hard she tried controlling herself Mara kwabheda, then my son woke up and asked “mama ukhalelani? “yavele yawa same time”

A parent even said he got so frustrated one time so much that he had to give his kids sleeping pills so his wife could scream as much as she could

If you have found genius ways on how you and your partner have been having sex without your kids knowing, kindly let us know in the comments section.

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