DJ Maphorisa’s R1.1 Million Wrist Flex Sparks Savage Shade “Can’t Buy Class”

Guys… Porry just learned that money can buy many things — but apparently, cleanliness and class are not among them. DJ Maphorisa’s latest flex — a goldRolex worth R1.1 million, paired with his gold OVI grills and signature Cuban-link chain — did not sit well with South Africans online.

The viral pic shared by social media user @mdnnewss lit up X (Twitter) very fast. While the watch is dripping in ice and screams “big baller energy,” the TL quickly reminded us that no amount of diamonds can hide a messy reputation.

“Dirty Millionaire Vibes” — SA Twitter Roasts DJ Maphorisa

Mzansi did not hold back. The comments section turned into a battlefield of shade, sarcasm, and pure laughter:

@NgomaTshiamo: “I am amazed that human beings worship celebrities. There’s nothing to be proud about here. Just useless metals given a value. Gold is poison by the way 🚮😂🤣😂🤣”

@realnorma_kay: “Somehow he still looks dirty🤧”

@Majaka101: “And this is how u truly save money, not talking appreciation but this is how u save money from inflation! Ur 1.1million in a bank will still be that but inflation will make it feel like half a mil in 10 years or so, but that watch when u sell it in 10 years, 1.1 will be 1.1!”

@Yesus150613: “It is fake check it properly”

@Compaqllow: “He looks naturally dirty”

@BlackBaas1: “Is this an investment or a fast road to bankruptcy?”

@CageLockers: “You can take someone out of the hood but you can never take the hood out of him. He still looks dirty with those millions! I said it.”

@vyreee__: “I don’t trust South African artists to rock real stuff, that’s just my opinion.”

@ntulo2: “Pay the artist boyza coz now material things we never make peace with ur artist. Sucker of money”

@butsielo7: “Whoever said Imali iyagezana lied coz wow anguboni mehluko la”

@drma_ww: “Can’t buy class 🫠”

Translation: money can buy watches, chains, and grills, but it cannot buy hygiene, taste, or respect. Mzansi wasn’t holding back and frankly, we are living for it.

Luxury or Lunacy? The Streets Aren’t Impressed

DJ Maphorisa has always flexed hard — his collection of Gusheshes, designer fits, and now a million-rand iced-out Rolex scream success. But South Africa’s social media streets aren’t here for bling without polish.

Fans might cheer the flex, but the shade is realer than any diamond. Clean up, Porry — your bank account may be rich, but your street cred just got dragged.

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