The whole of Mzansi is on Black Friday mood today with crazy specials on various goods across the nation. A lot of people woke up at 4 am to try and grab great deals from shops. The shopping frenzy happens once every year and is usually done on the last Friday of November.
This year’s Black Friday has, however, come with a new special which has proved popular among other specials currently running. Magoshas don’t want to miss out on making some money.
Ladies of the night (Magosha’s) have decided to join in and offer clients black Friday specials and theirs is running throughout the entire weekend. The Magosha’s said they had a meeting and decided to offer a black Friday special discount of only R20 per session. Meaning instead of the usual R70, clients will be paying R50.
With their thighs, bums and everything else on display, the magoshas have decisions o slash their prices was a good one.
“Competition is tough, and we understand that R70 can be a lot of money, so for this weekend only we’re selling for R50,” said one of the ladies. We know everything is on special,” magoshas from Vanderbijlpark in the Vaal, not too far from Joburg, said.
In this part of the kasi, punani is on sale day and night to passing motorists.
A magosha who claimed to have three children and siblings to feed said she wanted to take all the business she could get.
“It can’t be only the giant stores that take all the money. We’re also in business and we can’t afford to lose money,” she said.
The magoshas claim they service about 15 to 20 customers on good days and about five or six on slow days. She further added that the day is going well “I would say there are more than 1,500 people who have come into the hotel so far,” she said, “and it’s still early.”
“We have called some of our regulars and told them about our special, and they sounded excited. We just can’t wait to make a killing,” said a magosha.
A 33-year-old man who, for obvious reasons, didn’t want to give his name, said he’d be taking his place in the Black Friday queue.
“Imagine if you’re very happy when you pay full price. Definitely you’ll have to come back if the price is so much cheaper.”
He said he’d be back today.
“I’m going to get more bang for my buck,” he said.
The were more customers queuing sharing drinks and all looked happy. We’ve never seen men this happy some said they got there around 5 am and have come back for more of the black Friday deals.
One other disappointed twitter user said he was disappointed that he couldn’t manage to go for the special.
I act cool but deep down I know I wana go to Magosha’s Black Friday😢 pic.twitter.com/UfycLACoNa
— ThatGuyYouDontKnowYet👱🏼♂️ (@Sfiso_O2) November 29, 2019
Magosha black Friday. cheap cheap
— Patrick Mabena (@PatrickMabena5) November 29, 2019